The US is not a Republic, so sayeth CNN. You are now safe to make gay U-turns in L.A. Uvalde parents sue the wrong guys. Sandy Hook parents’ grift is starting to make even Alex Jones haters suspicious. Dr. “The Science” Fauci finally fesses up that he made it all up. New Jersey DAs just can’t get Trump off of their minds. Biden’s lies have become so epic that he’ll be writing the next Jurassic Park spinoff, but first, he’ll have an honest moment to let China and Russia know we’re unarmed.
Tonight we celebrate dads in the start of our 8th season. We check in on some fun news, weird news, naughty news, and ridiculous goings-on. Happy Father's Day!
Got an early copy of Biden's SOTU:
Blatant lies about
-the economy
-the border
-his latest new wars
Orange Man Bad
60% of you are terrorists
Republicans won't cooperate
Muh democracy
Peppered with:
Creepy pedo whisper
Incoherent rambling
Dementia anger with fist waving/pounding
I would celebrate #PresidentsDay if we had a president. Maybe next year.