The US is not a Republic, so sayeth CNN. You are now safe to make gay U-turns in L.A. Uvalde parents sue the wrong guys. Sandy Hook parents’ grift is starting to make even Alex Jones haters suspicious. Dr. “The Science” Fauci finally fesses up that he made it all up. New Jersey DAs just can’t get Trump off of their minds. Biden’s lies have become so epic that he’ll be writing the next Jurassic Park spinoff, but first, he’ll have an honest moment to let China and Russia know we’re unarmed.

Tonight we celebrate dads in the start of our 8th season. We check in on some fun news, weird news, naughty news, and ridiculous goings-on. Happy Father's Day!

We delve into what D-Day really means, celebrate some dinosaur poo, and share lots of Florida Man stories that will make you laugh, then worry about society. We wrap it up with stories that restore your faith in society.

I would celebrate #PresidentsDay if we had a president. Maybe next year.

It really sucks that, no matter how frugal you are, half of your grocery list ends up being on your wish list.
#thanksbiden